BUNNY LOVE

If you haven't had a chance to watch Bunny Love by Romain Sellier for Bernstock Speirs yet you need to put aside 2 minutes and 38 seconds to do so right now...

So Kawaii innit.

Selena Gomez: Faux Ho

I'm not a big fan of Selena Gomez... Ok, I can't fucking stand her. 

Those chipmunk cheeks, the face that always looks so pleased with itself and her apparent sense of being above the rest of us is so infuriating. But really the most annoying thing about Selena is the fact she's such a major faux ho. 

Any photos she ever instagrams of her with Justin scream "we've just fucked" but you know if she was any good he wouldn't be chasing after strippers all the time. And this week she's been sunning herself in Italy, posing like a faux ho with topless Italian teens, showering like a faux ho with gay for pay bestie Cara and riding like a faux ho on the back of a jet ski with the drop dead gorge Tommaso Chiabra who she seems to be boring in bed while she's a guest on his yacht.

If you want it come and get it? Nah you're alright babes.

Michelle 4 Zac TLF

I want to know the flavour of Michelle Rodriguez's milkshake now its bringing boys like Zac Efron to the yard...

Michelle's moved on from courtside PDAs with Cara and seems to have stretched her wings and bagged herself the holy grail of ex Disney stars. I suppose its not such a stretch of the imagination when you do a bit of eyebrow inspecting...

Who can blame her eh? A good set of eyebrows are hard to find.

Tom Ford Neroli Portofino

Tom Ford's fragrances are some of the most lusted after in the world and despite their hefty price tag they seem to pop up in a surprising number of bathroom cabinets.

Personally I find the majority of his fragrance collection to be a little too heavy - especially for Summer months - but Neroli Portofino is an absolute exception. It's super fresh combination of Tunisian neroli, Italian bergamot and Sicilian lemon is so clean you could wash your kitchen floor with it and proceed to dish up the dinner down there after...

With prices ranging from £26 for a soap to £330 for a 250ml Eau de Parfum it's predictably pricey but one sniff and you'l be hooked. 

However, if your pocket doesn't stretch that far I do have a surprisingly similar budget option...

Nenuco is a Spanish baby cologne (I know, right) that I alway make sure I pick up when I'm on holiday. In fact I bought a bottle when I was in Ibiza a couple of weeks back. Admittedly it doesn't last as long as Neroli Portofino but seeing as a huge 600ml bottle costs as much as a couple of squirts of the Tom Ford alternative you can afford to top up throughout the day.

Either way, I guarantee you'll smell shamazing! (Oh, are we not saying that any more? Ok scratch that...)

Either way, I guarantee you'l smell uh-mazin! (Is that one still OK? Oh good)

Marge for MAC

From RiRi to Miss Piggy, Iris Apfel to Barbie, MAC's collaborations are perhaps overly plentiful but still manage to surprise and excite without fail and their latest partnership with Marge Simpson is no exception...

From the ridiculous Lisa's Spikes (a mascara in Simpson flesh yellow) to the perfect Beehive Blue (an eyeshadow in the iconic hue of Marge's hair) fans will be rushing to pick up a thing or two when it launches in September to coincide with the Simpsons 25th anniversary.

Hold on a minute... The Simpsons has been going for 25 years?!? Fuck I'm old :'(