I've learned at least the following seven things about Beyoncé over the last week...
1. Her arse is whiter than mine.
2. She sniffs something and it's the only thing that's keeping her on fire.
3. She really likes oral sex. Giving and receiving.
4. She's indecipherably cool. Grainin on that wood, grainin grainin on that wood for instance?
5. She's not really into the whole Sasha Fierce thing no more.
6. She wakes up flawless.
7. It only takes her 45 minutes to get ready.
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