I think most people accept that Kim and Kanye are a bit weird as a couple don't they? I mean Kanye was messed up on his own but the day he slipped his ring on Kim's finger was the day the weirdest couple in current pop culture was created.
Totally worth it though. Kim is now living the dream as a flawless animatronic vacantly walking the streets of the most glamorous cities in the world and recharging her robot battery via a USB port fitted to specially amended seats on fashion's front rows while Kanye's secret stays nice and safe.
What do you mean what secret?
Well..
(looks around to make sure no one is listening)
Apparently he's dating Givenchy designer Ricardo Tisci and - shock horror - the Kim/Kanye partnership is a sham to make the Kardashian's even richer and to give Kanye not only an heir but his very own Kim doll to dress up and play with when he's bored.
To be honest I'm not 100% convinced mainly because I think Ricardo is an XL top and Kanye is too insecure to bottom.
I think a bit of Chinese whispers has happened here and the truth is that Kanye is with helium heels Olivier Rousteing from Balmain.
Much more Kanye's type don't you think? So similar to Kim with the skin always on show and the pout and the lapels. Kanye must dress him too.
By the way, if anyone wants to sue me I just it to be clear that all of the above is completely made up and only potentially true.
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